May 28, 2004

• erm ummmm……more of the falling asleep on the floor….no, my mood didn’t go downhill….I’m always like that…………….RACH!!!!!!!!! I getta see Rach today!!!!!!!!!

  
  

  Update:

  
  

  I love this suit…it’s so comfortable!! Gotta finish my English presentation…WHOOT….oh dear….I want it to be 5 already….that’s when I see Rach…and erm….I been a bad bad girl….hehe….I talked to this guy from MS yesterday….yep….4 1/2 hours or more….umm, had a tonna fun! LoL

  
  

  Falling asleep on the floor is kinda cool, actually. I can wake up at the time I’m supposed to! HaHaHa…..when I have my alarm clock, I can’t wake up at the right time….push the snoozer button there….Good mood Crystal today!!! YAY!!!! hahahaha

  
  

  And I think that my cowboy hates me. This makes me kinda sad. But oh well, not much I can do about it….

  
  

  And hello to you and hello to me! LoL

  
  

   

  
  

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog~I Keed

  
  

  [Intro]
  I thought my CD was done,
  But that’s not what they say
  Do an insult track,
  We need it for radio play
  
  [Verse One]
  American Idol, that’s what I look for,
  In the poop section of my local record store.
  Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,
  It’s like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
  And when I want something even more fruity and fit,
  I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.
  So many skills Justin’s making a buck at,
  Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn’t know what to suck at!
  Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,
  For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.
  You were a virgin, that had to be hard,
  You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.
  
  [Chorus]
  I Keed, I Keed
  He’s just making little jokes,
  I joke with you,
  Little dog, Little jokes,
  I Keed, I Keed,
  He’s just making little jokes,
  and your a good actress too.
  
  [Verse Two]
  Now lets go to Walmart,
  Where they won’t sell me CD,
  Those company’s nuts are in a jar in aisle three.
  But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
  It’s like watching porn but the music’s not as good.
  I want to stuff my TV’s crotch with a dollar
  Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.
  You’re looser than my poop after eating honeydew,
  Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!
  And yet you’re too old for Fred Durst to desire,
  He’s checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
  Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,
  To open for him and I don’t mean on tour!
  You’re not the first person for R Kelly
  His video’s premiere in the LAPD.
  I believe they set up an innocent guy.
  You know what Kel? I believe I can fly
  
  [Chorus]
   

  
  

  LoL….

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