June 11, 2013
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Masturbating
Yes, I’ve talked about boobs and sex and masturbating quite a bit in my time here, and it’s not done yet!! Yesterday there was a talk about masturbating on a facebook status of mine (yes, about masturbating…while driving!) So @TheTheologiansCafe said I should post something on Xanga about this topic, since he was (briefly) a part of the conversation in that thread.
My question is, have you ever been caught masturbating? What happened? Were you embarrassed? Who was it?
I *almost* was once. I’m normally pretty careful about masturbating, since I’ve lived with family. Quite a few years ago, I was watching some porn (lesbian!) and had my toy out. I hadn’t actually done anything yet when one of my sisters knocked on my door and entered without waiting for an answer! I was quick enough to hide my toy under the covers, but didn’t have enough time to turn off the porn. Well, she never entered without waiting for an answer again!! Lmao!!
So now that you know my humiliating story, you should share yours
Comments (11)
close, but not as close as you … similar story … watchng on TV
I was jerking off to internet porn at work when nobody was there, and the UPS guy caught me,….SUPER humiliating!
never caught since i dont masturbate. lol
@crazy2love – LMAO! To answer your question, no.
I am always tagged in masturbation posts.
Yeah that’s pretty bad. I never got caught in the act, but the, um, aftermath was once discovered by my Mother.
Haven’t gotten caught so far.@buddy71 - ”Ninety five percent of men masturbate, and the other 5% lied!”
@uru_n_imi - i guess I was too subtle in my “lol” and the wink emoticon. Of course I masturbate. and I have yet to be caught.
@buddy71 - I guess I wasn’t clear enough. I had intended to joke that you are among the 5%.
@uru_n_imi - hahaha…we are not good at recognizing each others “jokes”. Lol
I was like 12, and got caught by my sister. Claimed that I was only scratching. You know, the summer heat really makes it hard to breathe down there