March 20, 2012
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Google Adsense Sucks Donkey Dick
So the main reason I have Premium Xanga is so I can have Google Adsense. What is that? – you might inquire. Basically when you have premium it takes away ads. Adsense lets you come in and put ads on your blog and you get money per every ad that’s clicked on your page. YAY MONEY!!!!
For the last few years I’ve had this, and while a lot of people don’t click on ads, it adds up. One of the rules is that you can’t tell people to click the ads on your site. ANYWAY.
I got an email the other day, telling me that Google Adsense has been yanked from my page. Apparently I’ve violated these terms:
* Lewd or provocative images
* Crude or indecent language, including adult stories
* Sexual tips or advice
* Sexual fetish sites (e.g. foot fetish content)
* Adult toys or products
* Ads or links to external sites containing adult content
* Adult links and/or adult keywords within the meta data in the source
code of your siteThey referenced this post as an example. THAT post just so happens to be a post about breast cancer awareness. Yes, there are some “lewd” ways boobs can be used, however, that’s not MY fault!!! Also, that post was written TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO!!!! It took them THIS long to yank ads from my site?! FUCK that!! Yes, I’ve written some provocative posts over the years, but that was a bad example.
Also, why the fuck is Google SO against sex, sex toys, and sex advice (which, I have never given. I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about)? Why are they against erotica? Why are these terms even in there?!
And then they have the nerve to send an email to me this morning about ways to use Adsense or some such thing. Fuck off.
Whatever. Fuck them.
I’m going to be studying a lot this week, and I’m busy with other stuff, so I may or may not be roaming around here this week and weekend dropping comments and such. I might write a post a few days, but my contact will be limited….try not to miss me too much!!
Also…..
Be sure to click on my ads BECAUSE I DON’T FUCKING HAVE ANY!!!!!
Comments (16)
o.0 why do they care what you post? Was it made aware that you couldn’t post stuff like that when you first signed up? That’s just lame…I hope they let you keep the money that you made at least..
Mine got pulled after I had accumulated a large amount of money. I was pissed and then Google calls me about buying advertising. Oh I gave that guy a piece of my mind. I got an email and they gave me a link to what they found inappropriate so I made it private and then after the three days I thought I was in the clear but then a couple weeks later I get the notification that they were pulling ads and they sent me a link to something different that they found objectionable.
Gotta check my adsense, but I have yet to see any actual money.
That’s just…I don’t even…
Did you even make money off that thing?
I didn’t really know how AdSense worked. I do have Premium and a tiny little extra money would be nice… how much money did you accumulate and in what amount of time?
I had adsense once. I didn’t like the fact that I had to watch what I post, though, so I got rid of it myself.
Google adsense is really picky.
Isn’t it 0.001 per click, or something like that?
That’s just messed up! Can you appeal the decision?
yes.. they really are rank.
I saw your post title so I just had to come – erm – show up!Wait! That’s not what I mean!No. Oh. Never mind!Any way – what’s new – I am always getting my hopes up!shglaf
@Donkey_Guy_10 - LMAO!!!!
@godfatherofgreenbay - How much money? Is it really worthwhile?
@amateurprose - I think it was about 2 months or so and I had accumulated about $85.
ahahahaaa… i gues its some automated software that checked that you had some adult related content on your site… whateva you do make sure you appeal their stupidity !!