February 17, 2012
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Things that annoy the shit out of me
- People who drive too fast or too slow on snowy/icy roads
- People who don’t know how to yield at a yield sign
- People who tailgate me and it’s not my fuckin fault traffic is slow
- People who BRAKE for no fucking reason when they are merging onto the highway
- Semi drivers who drive too fast on a cloverleaf and their trailer is suddenly only on the ground with half its wheels and it looks like it’s going to roll over on top me (or it does roll over, just not in my personal experience)
- The cuntish neighbor that blasts her shit all the fucking time
- When someone brakes WAY before the turn lane on the main road. There’s a turn lane for a reason. Fucking DUH. (Same applies for an exit on the highway)
- People who tailgate on snowy/icy roads. Can’t you tell you shouldn’t be doing that?! Grow some brain cells
- People who obviously can’t drive and talk on their phone at the same time. Or, talk to the passenger(s). There are people who can successfully do these things while driving…if you can’t, you shouldn’t.
- People who drive across two lanes of oncoming traffic to make a left turn when it’s snowing (forcing one or both drivers to brake too heavily, causing a fishtail and/or accident)
- When a cashier is not accepting cash so they direct you to a different line when you get up there and you could have done that 10 minutes ago
- When someone turns onto the road right in front of me and I’m going 50mph
- When I’m hungry and I have no snacks at home
- When people don’t know how to drive properly in stop and go traffic. Stop slamming on the brakes all the time and instead, keep a bit of space and gradually brake
- When there’s two turn lanes onto the freeway and the douchebag cuts me off and takes up both lanes then speeds up slow and enters the freeway at 50mph in the 70mph zone where people may be going 70-80mph or more
- Vacuuming the stairs. My goddamn back hurts
- When clothes get stuck in spaces in the dryer things and they have to get pulled out and have extra time in the dryer
- When the washing machine stops working properly
- When a clothes hanger snaps because I have too many purses on it
- Not being able to find all my purses. Where the fuck are they?!
- When the binding in my school book breaks and pages fall out. It doesn’t look right when you tape pages back in a book
- Buying the wrong color bronzer
- When a bracelet doesn’t turn out as I’d envisioned
- Cleaning my room only to have it a disaster days later. There’s just not enough space for everything here and I feel like I continually through shit away
- Dying my hair and finding out I missed spots
- Getting hair dye everywhere
- Even though I have an alarm on my phone every day to take my birth control, I frequently forget to take it (like today). Goddamnit
Yes. This list is long and not even complete. A lot of things piss me off. I have a short fuse and I’m quick to anger. When I get mad my mouth has frequent flier miles on foul language. I’m an Aries, it’s only to be expected. While a lot of things make me mad, I’m generally not an angry person. It’s just instances when I get mad, and rarely do I stay mad for very long
Comments (16)
Not being able to find all my purses. Where the fuck are they?!
I like getting hair dye everywhere only if it’s red hair dye. For a second, I can pretend I’m an evil murderer! =D
And washing it out in the shower is hilarious.
all that stuff seems like pretty reasonable reasons to get pissed off to me……
I hate people who go 5 mph slower than the speed limit in the left passing lane and won’t move the hell over.
I relate to so much of this. OMFG vacuuming hurts the hell outta my back too!
hmm.. i should post something like this.
@LadyboyRevolution - Haha true story!!
@TakingxOverxMe - OMG ME TOO!! I thought I was the only one who thought the bathtub thing was funny. The very first time I dyed my hair red I screamed so my sister would run into the bathroom and I started screaming someone had been murdered. The look on her face made me laugh hysterically
@roscoes_farm - That too. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that lol!
@ShimmerBodyCream - :/ I am sorry
@islandgypsygirl - Hahaha go for it
You must feel very strongly about driving.
I also hate it when people change lanes without using indicators (turn signals).
I can definitely agree with most of this… and wow, that many purses? I feel like I have so many with only three (but one needs massive repairs) lol.
bad driving just sucks… and there’s never a cop around when it happens. Or they’r too busy with their donuts and coffee.
You’re an Aries! No wonder I like you so much! You make me glad I don’t have a morning commute
@Nushirox2 - I do, I have road rage lol!
@Cestovatelka - I hate that too. Yes, I have a lot of purses…and I don’t even know how many purses I have total because they aren’t all in the same place. I have the one I’m currently using, 6 hanging in my closet, 1 or 2 in the car, and more that are packed in boxes in the storage room, and I don’t know how many are down there. I have a problem. Whenever I go to a department store, I have to go to the purse clearance section just to see what’s there. If there’s a good deal on a purse I like, I buy it. I can’t help myself
@WalkingaNewPath - I know! And there seems to be an abundance of bad drivers in the world, unfortunately.
@BoulderChristina - HAHA!! I know, a morning commute sucks. I had to go the direction traffic was the other morning to go to court (for a parking violation, and I ended up not having to pay the ticket!), and it suuuucked. Thankfully when I was working, my drive went the opposite way that traffic goes. I live in kind of a northern suburb and I was going from my northern suburb to another northern suburb, instead of going south into the cities. Otherwise, sitting in traffic every day would have forced me to have some kind of coronary, lmao!!
Haha I was thinking of doing a post like this. <3
I may or may not be that cuntish neighbor who blares their shit…
Especially when I’m the only person on my block awake from 12am until 7am….And I go to bed when they wake up…..:D
Pretty much what annoy me so far. And…. I don’t like loud and messy eaters.
O man i can totally understand most of your points. I RARELY drive when its busy on the roads, only if there really isn’t another option.. some people just shouldn’t drive. and no, notonlywoman