September 23, 2010
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Dan Has An Affair
Yes, it’s true. Dan and I are having an affair.
Sorry Dan, I just had to come clean to xanga.
Also, Shimmer wants to have lesbian sex with me.
See, she told me to bite her….
And in reality, Dan loves Shimmer.
This love triangle is getting messy.
(Disclaimer: There really is no love triangle. Sorry for the misdirection.)
Comments (28)
juicy. tell us more. how big is dan? is shimmer into bondage?
Where do I buy my tickets???
O.O
But Shimmers said she wanted to have lesbian secks with me…
WTF.
DAN told me that he loved ME.
and he PROMISED he’d be my CASUAL CONVERSATION and POSSIBLE SEXUAL PARTNER.
AO;SDKLJFAO;SIDFUP89W4UAO;FJE;OFJASD;LFJKA.
I’M PISSED.
@hilaw - :giggle:
<3
Such a scandal!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - It’s not a love triangle, it’s a square. You can be corner four.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Actually, I think it’s more like a love trapezoid. I’ll still be corner 4 though.
I KNEW IT!
@hilaw - :O
@quodmenutriut - On the front page
@ohletitbe - I’m sorry, I guess it wasn’t meant to be… since he loves Shimmer, you and me can finally be together. It’s fate
@Sultry_Sally -
@TheTheologiansCafe -
@TakingxOverxMe - Tell me about it!!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - This is quickly going to be like a sticky web
@Rob_of_the_Sky - We’re all in this together.
@KickingSheep -
@ShimmerBodyCream - a love square? :
giggle:
Oh gosh, What ever happened to me? You got yourself in a big, hot xanga mess girl!
@Thatslifekid -
I knew some were going to be jealous. *sigh* We can start our own affair 
Scandalous!
OH Dear! I am shocked beyond words.
pics or it didn’t happen
I heard shimmerbodycream is really a dude.
Oh, Dan, I’m so jealous. I wish I knew your secret to getting the ladies hot and bothered. Maybe my head is too proportionate.
@grammarboy - HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Dan can have as many affairs as he pleases. But he will always come home to me.
i want in on the action
Hey can I jump in on this..if not to act can I watch with popcorn?
Scandalous!
awww, how cute <3 i love love