July 29, 2010
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I do not want to go to Canada to buy a penis.
So, this is how mean they are to me…. my coworkers.
Tony and Cody came back to their desk with 3 Musketeer bars. Which, I don’t even like, by the way…
Me: Where’s MY 3 Musketeer bar?? (Cody shrugs) How come you guys never get ME one?!
Cody: Because you are not a part of mine and Tony’s relationship (they do the gay jokes ALL the time)
Tony: Well, when you grow a penis, let me know.
Me: I don’t want to grow a penis!
Tony: You can go to Canada to buy one.
Me: What?!
Cody: Canada is like the capital of sex changes.
Me: I do not want to go to Canada to buy a penis.
Tony: Why not?
Me: I don’t have a passport.
We all laughed over this. This is the kind of thing I go through several times a day, every day. This isn’t as bad as they sometimes are, but at least we have a good time about it.
Comments (40)
LOL.
I know a guy that knows a guy that can help you out with that.
@Roadlesstaken - Help with what? The passport or the penis??
tehehe
Haha! Go to Canada and buy a penis…That’s great!
Haha… I wonder what a boss who is strict on sexual harassment policies would have said about that.
win
How much does a penis in Canada cost? LOL
@crazy2love - I know someone for both =D
@Paul_Partisan - LMAO! Our sup’s name is Jake, and we have a “no-Jake zone.” If we’re talking about something he shouldn’t hear BECAUSE he’s our boss, we tell him he’s in the no-Jake zone. He doesn’t really care anyway, lol!
@puella_sapiens216 - No idea!!! lol
This is funny! Maybe next time you should buy 3 of something you like to eat and if they ask “Where is mine?”, you should tell them the opposite of what they told you. It would be funny if they came back with vaginas lol.
Thats hilarious
LOL
You should purchase a strap-on and surprise them. One must do what it takes for chocolate.
Hahaha makes working so much more fun.
lurve it <3
hahaha I did not have a clue where you were going with this from the title but once I read it, it all makes sense and is hilarious!!!
Darn passports, hindering the getting of delicious treats.
yum! I love 3 Musketeer!
Laughing at the vision of those guys eating a phallic shaped candy bar. Who needs a penis when those two guys are obviously….dicks.
Sounds like where I work. Good to know there are perverts all over the world and not just in my store.
OMG Those gay boys sound hilarious.
@XxrockxXxgirlxX - LMAO, they aren’t really gay!! They just make the gay jokes, lol!
@crazy2love - oh well that’s extra cool because a lot of non gay guys are homophobic
I didn’t know we sold penises up here….wait what’s the plural form of penis?
awww great banter. this stuff must make the day go a little faster and better.
lol.
Next time tell them you prefer overnight rentals to owning.
You should bring something a lot better to snack on, and if they ask for it, tell them they need to go have a sex change.
Yes, come to Canada to buy a penis. There’s no shortage of “dicks” around here.
well if you realy want that candy bar you would get it done wouldnt you. LMAO. Dont know why you would over candy you dont like. Lol
Such a loving coworker relationship yall have going on there, well it sounds like you need to head to Canada so you can receive all of the benefits of the relationship :-p
I’m glad yall get to have such a fun time joking around at work though, very nice, lol
LOL! That’s hilarious. =]]]]
We are? o.O
@betterdesigned - Would you be talking about chocolate, or a penis?
@chocolatescifi - Both. =P
@JoeytheGenie - I think “penises” is the correct plural. I haven’t heard of any other plural, at least.