July 24, 2010
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Hey there Delilah, I just want to touch your vagina
Just so you know, drunk+laser tag=not fun, haha!!
So I got there at about 7, and people started trickling in after that. It took forever to figure out how we were going to handle the bowling….but yeah. So.
I had a super sweet drink called an MP3. Don’t ask me what’s in it, no idea. Then I had 2 beers. Cody had this blue drink, it was called a blue motherfucker. It’s like a long island iced tea, but the tea or whatever is substitued with another alcohol…and he didn’t drink it so he gave it to me. It was all over after that. Then I had a shot of whiskey and half of another blue motherfucker. I hadn’t eaten.
Katie kept singing “hey there Delilah I just want to touch your vagina.” It was tons of fun. I don’t remember much of it. I was one of the hugging drunks. Ha.
So then we went back to Bri’s house and I had like one jage bomb, and that was all I drank for the rest of the night. I think. I couldn’t stand up straight.
So we played this game called A Game of Things. SOOO much fun!! Especially when you’re drunk! We went to McDonald’s at like 1 or 2 in the morning. By this time, almost everyone had left, excpet for the people staying the night and Cody. Then at like 3 Cody left and the rest of us went to sleep. I was SO ready for sleep!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning, drunk as fuck and feeling like shit. Went back to sleep for a couple hours then started watching Brooklyn’s Finest. I paid more attention than I thought I was going to, but didn’t finish watching it. Then we sat talking for hours and decided to go to St. Paul to the Red Bull Flugtag, it was fuckin sweet. There was thousands of people there!! Traffic was RIDICULOUS!! But super fun couple of days, and tomorrow I have a BBQ to go to, so yay! Excited =]
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So jealous…I need to find people that can drink
YAY for fun
We have this drink called the Grand Delusion, it’s a specialty at this sweet little bar called The Grand Illusion. It’s painted in black and white stripes. Anyone, you drink a delusion (they won’t tell you what’s in it…all I know is it’s like 5 diff kinds of liquor and looks like a blue/green rainbow) and you’re fucked. I drank 3 on my 21st and I was soooo drunk.
I’ll rec on title alone.
superficial, I know.
Damn, talk about life in the fast lane, get the bowling pun? lol
@SlackerSociety - Hey, a title got me in the top 7 of top blogs, soooo go superficial, I wont mind!
I want to see Brooklyn Finest. It sounds like an eventful night.
Most of my friends have moved away from here. I sure wish I had a few of them still around for midnight margaritas.
what is the game “A game of things?” lol Never heard of it…
hahaha fuckin aweeeeesomeeee
@thecoolwhipofthepieoflife - omg, it’s so frickin awesome! So you have one person who is The Reader. What they do is grab a card and read it out loud. Like last night, one of the cards was “What would be your last words.” So then everyone else has scraps of paper and you write down your answer without telling anyone your answer and give the paper to the reader. The reader reads them off, and the table takes turns guessing who wrote what. If you guess incoreectly, it’s the next person’s turn to guess. If you match them up correctly, you keep going until you get it wrong or you match all the papers to the people. Last night someone wrote “Would you like to lick my vagina” as their last words. When people are drunk, the answers are outrageous and hilarious!!
So who touched whose vagina? That’s all I want to know
well it sounds like you had a fun day!!
title=hilarious! haha
loving the title. o.O but I still love it!
Good times!
I only read the title, but that’s cause it made me laugh too hard to read the rest.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
That sounds fucking amazing.
Best title ever! I laughed just reading it alone. I think i shall attempt this “A game of things” one day
Sounds like an awesome weekend
Glad you had fun.
lol nice :]
Reading your stuff makes me laugh. Plus its so interesting to see what will happen next and what is gonna come out of your mouth. lol
@rain24u - Oh thanks, lol!! I should start blogging about even more outrageous stories, such as drinking baby chickens!! (We were talking about people who drink raw eggs!!!)
Sounds like you had an awesome time!
And FYI, there actually isn’t any tea in a true Long Island Iced Tea. It’s basically just a bunch of booze (usually gin, tequila, vodka, and rum…yup all 4) and soda mixed together to taste like iced tea. I know, I was shocked to learn this too!