July 16, 2010
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People are fucking stupid.
I’m talking generally, not you, in particular.
In this instance, I am talking about drivers.
I drive fast. I go 9 miles over the speed limit, except when I’m pissed because someone won’t get out of my way.
Case in point: today I was driving in the fast lane on a highway where the speed limit is 65. The person in front of me… actually, the person HOLDING UP THE LINE, was going 65. I got in the slow lane because a moment later a temporary lane opened up on the right. I zoomed into that lane and ended up going 90 to pass all the slow fuckers.
Listen, if you’re holding up traffic, I will kill you.
If you think you’re doing a good deed by going slow in the fast lane, you’re not. It’s MY business if I want to break the law and go faster. ALL you’re doing is PISSING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
Also, if you own a Corvette, drive it like it’s a fucking Corvette, not a motherfucking pinto.
People get fucking stupid like sheep when there’s road construction. They’re like DDUUUHHHHH, O MI GAWD, WAT DO I DEEWW?!?
If you’re sitting at a crossroads and three of the people have stop signs, it works like normal, except ONE SIDE DOESN’T STOP. That means, if there’s no traffic for the people with no stop sign, proceed like always. One person goes, then the next person. DON’T sit and WAIT for ALL the OTHER people to go. You should not have a driver’s license.
I hate stupid drivers. Everyone at work knows I drive fast, but then I say, “Just because I drive fast, that doesn’t mean I’m not a good driver.” They all say, “Well, that’s true.”
People are just fucking stupid.
Okay kids, I am going to play with my new phone, the Samsung Intercept!!! I’m so excited! =]
(The only picture I could find, how lame. Mine is pink!!)
Comments (42)
Just don’t use that while you are driving.
I love that cat! People on the road really scare me. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I think you’re one of them
. I rarely ever drive and never if I have to go on the freeway. I just take the bus or my parents or boyfriend drive me.
But rest stops are often on the left side and if I get caught speeding I go to jail for a month because America and this whole probation thing suck. So sometimes I HAVE to drive slow in the left lane because I have to go pee.
lol…. Yeah, I know what you mean…
You forgot about the out of state drivers who think that slowing down to 45 MPH on the interstate is the safe thing to do when it starts raining (even if it’s only like one or two drops).
@I_Create - Where are the rest stops on the left side? There almost always on the right close to where I live.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - All up and down the Florida turnpike.
@I_Create - That’s strange. All the rest stops I’ve seen are on the left, haha!
@Paul_Partisan - I don’t text and drive, that’s dangerous.
It’s actually illegal to use the passing lane unless you are PASSING! Pisses me right off and ruins my day. I’d do a citizens arrest, but I can never get the fuckers to pull over.
I drive 10-15 over the limit everywhere. I routinely flip slow people off. People that don’t know where they are going or perform especially dangerous actions generally get my high beams n their rear view for as long as we’re on the same street.
People who don’t know the rules of the road drive me nuts. I hate people who pass you and then pull in front of you and slow down. Luckily, I really can’t shoot daggers out of my eyes or else I would have been in prison a long time ago.
More reasons to ride a bike…….
@I_Create - Oh yeah, I’ve seen those with the gas stations and fast food places and all. I’ve seen them on other toll roads on the left side. Other than those, there aren’t too many rest areas on the left side.
I always go 5 miles over the speed limit and I absolutely hate those who can’t go fast in the FAST lane. It is like duh don’t you know what the FAST lane means. I mean it has FAST in it!
I am more careful about it though cus I got a speeding ticket once and I seriously can’t afford that.
Haha try Miami. We have the worst drivers in the US. It’s horrible here. I think I’m going to get an ulcer driving around. Anyways the left lane is the fast lane. It’s generally accepted to go 10 over, especially on an expressway. People who drive the limit need to move over to the right.
I typically do around the speed limit, and I generally try to stay in the right lane when able. There are times when I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make the lane change to make my turn though so I have to drive in the left lane for a while. It sucks for the people behind me, but I gotta get to where I’m going just like them.
You’re right, though. People are indeed fucking stupid.
Before even reading the blog and think I can safely say, “yes, agreed!”
Ok, now I’m off to read it
I’ve gotten two speeding tickets (one for going 85 on the freeway and the other going 72 in a 45) and I have a newly developed fear of cops so I don’t speed anymore lol.
This post still made me LOL since this was exactly my mindset when I used to speed lol.
And I love the lolcat
lol people suck at driving I think they hand out those license out too easily
Perfect lolcat for a perfect post.
I really believe people who drive slow in the fast lane and deliberately passive aggressive.
I can just feel the anger coming out of this post. I’m constantly yelling and cursing when driving cause other people don’t know how to drive.
Slow drivers in front of me = wanting to rear end their car over and over and over to make them move!
It was all good until u started hating on the sheep!
I hated driving in MN because at the sight of a few snowflakes people would be doing 25 on the interstate or 169. It was horrible. Then when there was a blizzard and ice, people would be doing 80 and going in the ditch. I had to laugh.
@godfatherofgreenbay - 169 is a BITCH right now. So is hwy 10. Like everywhere I have to go, there’s ROAD CONSTRUCTION! Grr. You’re always hating on MN =[
I left on bad terms
@godfatherofgreenbay - Awww I’m sorry to hear that =[
lol they’re the one listening to the speed limit, I think it’s you’re problem you hate it, not their’s at all. just DEALLL.
I know what you mean!! My Mom is one of those drivers that drives like she’s an 80 year old. My Dad is the complete opposite. He taught her how to drive, so you’d think they would have similar driving styles. Sometimes, when he’s/we’re in a hurry than he’ll surpass the speed limit and she’ll bark at him about the speed limit and safety – the thing is, he’s being safe about.
As long as you have your car under control and you have a safe stopping distance, then all power to you.
“Also, if you own a Corvette, drive it like it’s a fucking Corvette, not a motherfucking pinto.”
Hahahahaha. You’re awesome.
I’ve often said I wish I were the Drivers License Czar. Half the people in this country would immediately be banished to the bus. My thoughts exactly! Great post.
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I want a sign like that!
I don’t care if you’re superstitious or not, do me a favor and knock on wood before you get behind the wheel again. Ya know what, I’ll do it for you too. I honestly just did lol. Don’t want to jinx your good driver capabilities!
Those photos must have been taken in California
. I’m with you, I get highly annoyed with people when I drive. I work from home now, which is a big stress relief. I used to drive 169 into work. What a bitch that was!
Lol I’m the dude with the head out the window shouting at the car next to me. I HATE when your driving fast and some dumb shyt turns into your lane at the last min causing you to swerve into the next lane.. WTF.
Somebody did that to me yesterday and they felt my wrath
ughghghalskdfjaoweirj I hate speeders!!!! I got t-boned cuz this bitch sped to get through the light and it was all clear when I turned, that’s how fast she was going, and you don’t leave yourself enough reaction time!! Don’t get me wrong, I usually go up to 5miles over, but shit you have to pay attention to the road!!
And you’re what I would call a “douchy driver.” Of course it doesn’t make you a bad driver, it probably just makes you a dick. Then again…you’re a female, so I suppose that makes you a bitch.
P.S. Why is this post even feature-worthy? It’s almost as bad as that one post about the pregnant teenager trying to justify smoking while pregnant.
i like you.
If I am going 10 over in the fast lane and you’re going 15 over, you better go around. I am not going back and forth between the fast lane and the slow lane because some prick wants to go 80 in a 65.
You sound like you drive exactly like me. And I really have held signs against my window telling people to get out of the fast lane. Along with more… colorful… statements. Stupid fucks just need to get out of my way.
@ToMarilyn - This post is not featured. It’s on Top Blogs. There’s a huge difference there.