July 2, 2010
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Masturbating
So, it’s 4th of July weekend, and I have to work all weekend. My dad and my sister left a little bit ago to go on vacation until Tuesday morning. So, I am home all alone. Which is weird to me, because someone is ALWAYS home.
The best thing about being home alone for a few days?
I can masturbate. Oh, I do…but I have to be quiet. Now, I can be as loud as I want and watch porn as loud as I want. If only I had a boyfriend or girlfriend, because then I could actually have SEX. It’s been too long…. and I’m not a one-night-stand-casual-sex kind of a girl…. TMI? I don’t really care, haha. This is MY blog, yo.
Anyway, being home alone is going to be great. If I didn’t have to work, I’d have a party
Comments (65)
finally–a great post! you have fun, girl.
i am so rec’ing this. you get 10 out of 10 for honesty and sexiness.
Being home alone ROCKS!
hahahahaha
God bless America!
I love being home alone. And I get a week of it. We should have a party in honour of our freedom.
hahaha love this entry. Have fun
Have a great weekend!
*giggles* I like your honesty. ;3
” TMI? I don’t really care, haha. This is MY blog, yo.” hahahaah! (: greattt(:
Hooray for masturbation!
hahaha…home alone takes on a whole new meaning.
Hahaha that’s how we roll.
It’s been WAY too long for me too. Boooo.
^5!!!
You said nothing about recording and watching yourself. Haha! Just kidding.
But I am kind of a quiet masturbator (or sex partner) anyway, so it doesn’t really matter what volume I cum in and who would be here when I do it. Nice to see you are taking advantage of your freedom.
Well I’m glad I’m not the only Xangan that talks about masturbating.
You know what they say? Pics or it didn’t happen! lol
most boys train themselves to be quiet when playing with their joystick. though, that’s when all meaning of life is dead to them X_x
Sometimes that’s what sucks about not having a boyfriend or girlfriend… no sex, lol. But, maybe you’ll use the time to just relax. I love my alone time more than a lot of things in this world.
I had sex last night. =)
I not usually a one night stand girl either but its been awhile I think I may make an exception.. cause well.. yea
I never get to be home alone
i love being home alone too:D
Haha never TMI, cause it is YOUR blog,like you said.
Lucky you. My parents are NEVER out. My brothers are homebodys. I’m always around people
Enjoy it!
Yes, that’s certainly one big benefit of being home alone. Just make sure you’re totally sure no unexpected company drops by!
haha this post is something i would say… when everyone is gone is love to masturbate and yell and do loud moans and stuff it sure is better when ur alone doing things.. i know the feeling!
After you masturbate, you can splash after shave on your face and run around the house too.
Same here! My family will be leaving tomorrow and I’ll be in this big ol house ALL ALONE. OH whatever shall a girl do?
Masturbate.
Once in a while we all like to have a pro handle things, (yourself). Be sure to let us all know how everything cums out. lol.
I never got why masturbation is so taboo. Anybody who says they don’t is a complete liar.
I feel ya! “Master” your domain!
Lol Wanna hear something sad? I’ve never masturbated. EVER!
@proana2323 - Whaaat? Do it! Now! It’s wonderful. Toys are great too
@crazy2love - lol omg im 19 years old and I don’t even know how to!!! Don’t get me wrong I like sex and I’m good at it … and I love porn … I just don’t know how to masterbate…I think if I had a nice toy I’d be able to lmao.
I vote for party!
lol
@proana2323 - Have you ever read SerenaDante or suggestivetoungue’s blogs? They’re great sex blogs and either of them will answer any question you have, no matter how stupid you think it is. If you’re alone, masturbating is great…and it can take some time to learn how you like to pleasure yourself.
um, party at your place. make it happen. KEEP IT DOWN.
IM me now lol I want a gf. Alex.. my screename is TDBaltimore200
I hate being home alone haha
I hate having to close the windows in my room because I’m sure my neighborhoods could hear me if I left them open ._.
My Internets too slow for porn though = (
LOL this is great. I luv it..Im subcribing u big time lol . Check me out, I’m new. Peace.
Hey, if you’re near Sacramento, I can give you a hand! Get it? A hand?
hahaha
and wtf is up with all these chicks that are loud masturbaters? I find it hard enough to meet chicks that are open with their play time as it is, much less love it to the point they’ll make a day of it like guys will lol I could sit back and watch a chick doing that all day! It’s one of my favorite porn: amateur home wild masturbating! Chicks who do that = awesome!
Ahah funny. I love when my parents aren’t home, for that reason and other reasons.
That’s a honest post. haha..have fun
nice honest, awesome, am home too but awesome free, wait! somebody just score! sorry gotta go, watching soccer
This is why I have my own dorm room…hahaha…you know I only read this because of the title!
OMG! You should totally watch the music video Sober by PINK. It is sooo hot and she actually DOES JUST THAT. Yeah, I’ve been one for about 7 years now lol and it kind’a just doesn’t get old…at least for me anyway. LOL. I totally know how you feel.
Like, I have NEVER had a boyfriend or girlfriend in my ENTIRE life. Mainly because my parents are so fricking strict but yeah. The only sexual encounter I’ve ever had was when I went to some lame Church Camp and a guy asked if I wanted to screw. Was he kidding??? lol OFCOURSE. And he didn’t want to after a while ’cause he prayed to Jesus. Awwww. Poor pitiful fucking excuse…
Isn’t that always fun??
haha >.<
haha tell it as it is girl!
hahaha..nice!
For the two years I lived with my ex and his father, I barely had a moment to myself, so about 2 years of masterbating very very minimally. Since we’ve broken up and I’m out on my own again… heh. It’s been great.
some people have done it driving down the road..
volunteers?
@z_stands_for -
I tried it once on a long road trip I had to take when I was bored outta my skull.
woohoo yeah have fun watch all the porn all u want no one can’t sneak up on you or when ur jackingoff niether.
If you do that on your bed I’ve noticed it helps to have a small hand towel underneath so you don’t have to change the sheets if you make a mess
When I’m bored, I often result to masturbating. I had a porn and masturbating session today while my parents were at the supermarket
Haha this post is a total win.
HOME ALONE
Well, at least these fireworks haven’t killed anyone…. or have they? ;)
I am shocked!
(no I’m not)
I just came over to say Hi!
@DickDoktorII - I love you Steve. Maybe I’m just saying that because I am buzzed. I am certainly NOT as drunk as I was last night! I would have been hitting on you like there’s no tomorrow if I was that drunk. I tend to get slutty when I drink too much =[ I was planning on writing a post about this very topic. Not about hitting on you, but about being a horny and slutty drunk, lmao!!