November 19, 2009
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What. The. Fuck.
I have a co worker who is obsessed with peopleofwalmart.com. My first time frequenting this site was tonight, and I saw this picture:
I literally laughed, had tears in my eyes, and slapped my leg. I fell over laughing. As you may or may not see, this is an overweight woman, pushing a cart, with a baby hanging from her boob. In Walmart.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!
Really, when you think about it, it’s not that funny.
So why can’t I stop laughing? I am so demented…
Comments (45)
LOL! I was at target one time and I saw a lady nursing her baby while she was walking around the store! O.O I was grossed out but it is kinda funny to think about how someone doesn’t seem to have no respect for those who may not want to see her doing that while she is shopping…I think she could have just gone to her car or to the restroom or something…lol
ive been on this site ever since I read it off your xanga.
I can see why someone can be obsessed with it
bahahaaa.
I have no problem with mothers breastfeeding in public but this is a little over the top.
That’s why the site was made.
Wow…
I think I would just stop and stare in utter disbelief if ever I were to see something like that.. I might tap the person and ask them if they’re just doing it for kicks or if it’s really how they live their life.
She might want to sit.
@QueenOfOreos - That’s just weird when people do that!!
@FoxesTravelLight - I have been too! The captions at the bottom make so much funnier…as if they need to be funnier!!
@mathematicalbagpiper - I say!
@TheTheologiansCafe - I don’t know. She looks quite comfortable.
omg!… how does she do it!
Fast food: baby edition.
I love that site hahaha. There was one of a guy with nothing on but a thong and a mesh dress. SCARY lol
I don’t mind people breast feeding in public (and I think people who get grossed out about it need to grow up), but this lady seriously needs to cover up! It’s not about having respect for other people as much as it’s about having respect for yourself enough to keep yourself covered if you wanna walk around and breastfeed. lol.
@Fairywife - I don’t really mind breast feeding in public either, but it looks like the baby is just hanging there! lol
@crazy2love - It looks so uncomfortable for the child! And seriously, no one wants to see all that lady’s body parts hanging out. haha.
Walmart is so crazy. I still remember witnessing a game of football that spanned the entire store. Better yet the majority of the players were drunk because it was after bar time.
“Excuse me lady? You have a child hanging from your boob and yout “EWW” is showing.”
there’s paparazi in the store?
Oh please. I have laughed at worse than that. *lol*
And you’re right…who the hell does that?
Since peopleofwalmart.com has gotten so popular, people are now dressing as totally outrageous as possible in the hopes of getting their picture taken and posted. Their little 10 minutes of fame and to hell with their dignity.
I’m all for breastfeeding and generally have no issue with people doing so in public but, thats just a little….. odd…..? I think tacky would be the most appropriate word here. While I think slings and carriers and usually a safe way to carry babies around it looks as if she needs to adjust a bit so her baby doesn’t fall out of his. Looks like he is about to slide right out.
I stared at the picture and I can’t quite figure out how that is working. How is that baby not in pain? How can she concentrate on shopping with a baby hanging off her breast? I am very confused.
hahaha, walmart def brings in the weirdies.
It’s the “oh my god I’m glad this isn’t me” reaction. Perfectly normal human behaviour.
@TheRiverIsEverywhere - Haha I don’t know either!!! I stared at it too, trying to figure out exactly what’s going on!
This lady was put there as a cautionary tale for you and me, Crystal, we both probably should work out more often. Lord, did her shirt shrink? Do her pits stink?
She’s actually pineapple shaped with a small ass and these blooping love handles, she almost needs 2 extra shopping carts for those love handles. I have this yen to just reach out and TWANGGG the one on the right like a Jew’s harp or play with it like silly putty.
Kind of like the Dr. Seuss book, “Bartholomew And The Oobleck”, it would be kinda fun to play with fat people’s flab, twang it and stretch it like pizza dough and maybe she NEEDS TO HAVE LITTLE RUNNERS RUNNING ALONGSIDE OF HER pulling her hither & yon by the love handles???????
Maybe she has a Xanga site somewhere and we should go visit it and read her rants, she probably has a lot of back and forth with a baby daddy who doesn’t buy child support or Pampers. Maybe she is gonna enter that kid in a beautiful baby picture contest, I see a lot of that online nowadays. People dress 6 month olds in some incredible costumes and the kids look kind of royal.
She has like hippopotamus flab. ohsupskankk actually took a picture of a fatass white lady in Walmart with visible panty line and white shorts stuck up her butt crack and PLASTIC BAGS FOR SHOES, this was in Denver or somewhere, wherever she hangs out, not around my way that’s for sure, ohsupskankk is a nasty c##t and she and I blocked each other but the picture was funny at least.
Randy (still fighting the Battle Of The Bulge and drinking that fatal glass of beer…)
Some people have no class, no shame, or common sense. Or know better. If ya’ll think that’s a bad website, try MEXICANMUFFINTOPS.COM
Oh my god! LOL! I had missed the baby dangling from her breast until I read the rest of the post. Oh god, that is so funny.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6714
This one is worse. it looks like she has boobs on her back.
ha ha, that’s knee slapping funny. so funny I might have peed a little, laughing so hard, how bout you ?
That baby has extreme sucking powers
at least i plan to wait until i’m really old before i stop caring about how i act in public. she is over the top, though. haha.
so you see why you coworker spends so much time on that site. haha.
@Rissa - I know! I saw that one today! How does that even happen?? I was appalled.
@Loonsounds - I did actually. I laughed for at least 5 minutes!!
@TheBigShowAtUD - She’s a fan on FB so she gets updates every day whenever they add a new picture! Haha. Sorry I haven’t read your last couple of posts..I should do that. I’m lazy though…and you write a lot. I will eventually…please don’t hate me.
o.O
@TheBigShowAtUD - over the top as in muffin yuk yuk
@crazy2love - I wish we could get together and laugh then!!!. I swear you remind me of my best friend in Jr. High, Laura – we laughed so hard we almost peed, and then we would laugh more and almost pee more and then and point at each other, both with her legs crossed tightly together, and laugh even harder. oops@@ I’d better stop here, this isn’t a porn blog right?
@Loonsounds - HAHAHA. You’re hilarious.
oh wow< i’ve never seen that in person, but god…
You know at first I didn’t even know there was a blanket there, which made it even worse to imagine, but even with it there, it’s still rather weird.
I think these people are the reason people want public breast feeding banned.
I for one don’t mind public breast feeding. just the first time I saw it, was at a store, and I was 12, before I had learned that women make milk in their breasts, and I was so confused by it XD
Anyways, If the person, isn’t going the breast feeding in a way that attracts attention, i’m perfectly fine with it, bue seriously, walking around like that, is like asking for youself to be pasted across the interenet O _o
I think I’m blind now. Yikes!
One of my professors is obsessed with this site. She sometimes pulls up specific ones before class starts.
I know that can’t be easy! I tried walking around while nursing my Little One when she was about 5 months old and it was hard enough with both hands so trying to push a buggy as well just ups the skill level, lol
Dang, gotta make sure I don’t wear my jammies when I grab some snacks.
Thanks, visiting that site cheered me up (made me feel better about myself).
I noticed the woman showing off her rolls first, I didn’t realize the hanging baby till later. I think I should use my glasses more lol
haha, someone mentioned this site this week! ive never heard of it before now… sounds interesting.
btw, you have a twin! theres this girl at my school that looks exactly like you.