October 31, 2009
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Start Your Day With A Little Masturbating
Yeah, that’s right. I think everyone should start the day masturbating. Or with sex. Either one, doesn’t matter.
I think everyone would be happier, seriously. I’m pretty sure it’s proven that people who masturbate a lot are happier people. This way, I think there would be a lot fewer assholes running around.
Now, I know that sometimes right away in the morning, you might not be in the mood. I get that. Or, you don’t have enough time. Understandable. So here’s what you do…wake up about half an hour earlier, and pop in some porn. Who doesn’t love porn?? That’s just crazy talk…
So, for your viewing pleasure, here’s a little inspiration:
Comments (62)
That’s a great idea.
But usually it just makes me super tired.
I always wanna sleep after.
I did thank you.
lol inspiration..
This morning, I really coulda used a little more time…and I have teenagers in the house and I really do not want them to overhear me jerking…no no…it’s too personal…
Unnnh, as to your pictures, I kind of especially liked the one of the redhead with glasses pulling the brunette’s hair. Are they getting ready for a lil’ “three in the pink, one in the stink”, I wonder…I’d sniff and lick that stinky finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a show on television called CSI or something like that, it’s about Navy undercover cops who investigate crimes on Naval bases, and one of the actresses, the one who plays kind of a wonky nerd girl who works in the lab or on the computers, has a big head, and her hair in these high pigtails or whitegirl cornrows or something, she’s kind of klunky but kind of barrel chested and sexy, know what I mean? I mean she just comes across like she’d be a great lay!!!! The redheaded girl in the picture looks a little bit like that actress but not as meaty in the shoulders and arms and her head isn’t big and bouncing up and down like when Bottom turned into an ass in Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”…
Lol. Nice one. I agree with @MoistLipsChappedHearts it does make me tired afterwards. If I had the option of going back to sleep right after, I so would. XD
Sex is a nice way to start the day. I usually end the day with masturbating rather than begin with that though, since it generally puts me to sleep right after!
I guess the others picked up on it but I was going to say that everyone will need a nap in the morning afterwards.
Lol oh how the world would be different if everybody got laid in the morning.
It’s a good thought. I could definitely go for sex in the morning and a hot shower together to get the day started off right.
And I though all the pictures were attractive except for the last one. I’m just not a fan of whips and leather
It is a good way to start the day, and well for me it makes me wake up instead of wanting to go to bed lol. At least in the mornings. Its okay though, I know im weird
I think its the feeling of satisfaction, everything is okay in life after your done
, so it can make it easier to go to sleep.
@MoistLipsChappedHearts - @XxTransJayBoyxX - @just_the_average_jane - @TheTheologiansCafe - Well, I suppose it doesn’t matter when you masturbate, just as long as you get the job done. Going to bed happy can have the same affect as waking up and being happy a little later! =]
@forwhomthebelsentolls - NCIS, yeah, I think that chick is pretty hot. I like her collar
@Connorryan -
@LovelyVee2188 - Really? I love a little BDSM =]
@LaidbackPhilosopher - Me too! I feel a little more awake. Whenever I’m about to fall asleep and I’m like hmm…I usually end up being very awake and I don’t go to sleep, lol.
Wow, thanks for the inspiration
The first picture is definitely my favorite. The last one being my second favorite.
If I could get myself to wake up earlier, I would, but… I love sleep. I haven’t been able to get much lately. So an extra half hour sleeping would be preferable to masturbating. Getting laid, on the other hand…
Haha, that was great. And I agree with you. Completely. xP
I can feel the inspiration already!
In my pants, that is. BAM!
Haha I think i’ll try this!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - I know right? ;3 Nicely chosen pictures.
Y’know this post would have been good without the pictures. But with the pictures…
…awesome.
Definitely agree. I know I’m in a better mood when my girlfriend “wakes me up” and I agree there would be plenty fewer assholes. More masturbation to fix the some world-wide problems.
i must agree good idea! i actually tried tieing my hubby down last night just for fun but got interupted with a long phone call and never got bak in the mood! lol
I love morning sex. It makes your outlook on the day that much brighter. ♥
Start with a good attitude and finish with one.
@Lovebipolar117 - Haha I know, I love to sleep too!
@DarkDestiny666 - @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Haha =]
@vanedave -
@cryingdevil999 - Ahh if only!
@thoughmomma - Oh no! I hate it when that happens! Damnit, lol
@MangoWOW - Absolutely!
I must admit that is how I end my day. It helps me sleep better and if I don’t get my sleep then I am not the positive person and treat others poorly. Anyway…thank you for that inspiration
@crazy2love - Haha. Very god point. I usually just do it before I go to bed since the girly gets me all hot and bothered with texts saying what she would do to me. Ugh. Those are torture but I love em. =]
I have to agre, the world would be a much happier place!
Right on!
interesting heh
More viewing pleasures please. j/k
Hey where’s the big hairy dude for us ladies? Just kidding I need no inspiration I have a hubby who even if he cannot perform since his accident still makes for a pretty good fire starter.
@forwhomthebelsentolls - it’s called ncis. i love abby.
Danm! I never will get that stuff out from between the keys!!!
I wish the stigma would end so that people wouldn’t be ashamed to admit, and god forbid, talk about masturbation.
The first and last pics are my favs.
@tsh44 - I’m sure google can find you one.
Totally agree. This was excellent, and the pics…very hot
It would likely make this world a much better place. Definitely in agreement, here.
I know it makes me happy!
yeah. sex in the ayem. problem is i always have to pee
Ok, now everyone form into small groups…..
Face it. the world would be happier place if everyone just had more porn.
Theres a reason its the biggest moneymaking industry in the world.
@Da__Vinci - Haha! I’ve seen you around, and I just have to say I love that profile pic!
It is a wrong idea. Because masturbation is just substitution of love. And instead of real thing you just have a dildo in your hand.
Sex does increase the ‘happy’ chemicals in your brain and is a great calorie-burner. Not a bad idea.
my bf and i love waking up and rolling around in the sheets together, but i’ve always found that masturbating or having sex makes me just too satiated and sleepy to do it in the morning (unless you have lots of time to laze around…like the weekend, maybe).
Unfortunately, for me that just causes me to be braindead and grumpy the rest of the morning/noon.
So no thanks.
love to sleep<>>
When my boyfriend was staying over this summer we had morning sex a lot…sometimes it woke us up, sometimes we fell back asleep. Now I live at my dad’s house, and I really couldn’t masturbate in the morning because my schedule is so tight; I have to wait until like midnight when I know people aren’t going to open my door (it doesn’t close properly even though we’ve fixed our foundation and no lock…). So, once I’m out of my dad’s next semester, I’m masturbating all the damn time.
And hopefully within the next year and a half my boyfriend will be able to get a Visa and live here (he lives in Denmark). Then morning sex, yay!
Guys are also hornier in the morning (I read that somewhere in Cosmo…). This is definitely true. My boyfriend usually came quicker in the morning. Morning quickies rock.
<= Loves It!!
oh yeah!!!!
I think that’s a proven fact and if not, some experiment could be done to prove that!! lolz I shoulda create a blog like this. BTW, cool hair color
you can express yourself on http://www.blogoberry.com and let the world know how you feel
I love masturbation, but I’m not going to wake up an hour early just to masturbate. No thank you.That’s just ridiculous. My routine is at night time…usually.
liking the way you think haha
Hahahaha!!! OMG.
LOL good point
Haha.. but these pics are artsy and well-done. . .
And 90% … er………. 80% of the time, my mind isn’t focusing on sex (contrary to 99% of the male species, I’m sure.. lol)
Haha…maybe…but I rather like the long session than rush hour… LOL.
hehe…i masturbate…….
always an excellent idea.
teehee….i just masturbated to pornnn xP
This world would be a very different place if this idea of yours were widely practiced
I love sex just before I go to sleep… of course after sex it is usually nap time
Haha I completely agree…just throw in a picture of Dr.House, Will Smith, or Hugh Jackman…lol.