September 22, 2009

• Believe?

  This is a blog I’ve been meaning to do for awhile…

  So, in my opinion, I think aliens definitely do exist. If you think about it, it’s actually quite ridiculous to think that Earth is the only planet in the entire universe with life forms on it. Do you have any idea how massively HUGE outer space is?? You can’t even adequately describe it using words, that’s how much outer space is out there.

  As far as aliens contacting us and UFO’s, I honestly don’t know. I suppose it’s plausible, but I’m not all Area 51 about it.

  Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, I’ve gathered some photos of some alien movies. There have been many different ideas from Hollywood regarding what aliens look like, so I will share some of them with you all. (These are in no particular order, mind you)

  

  This alien is from Independence Day, with Will Smith. This is from 1996, when it was thought this was actually a hard shell that encompassed the alien, with its softer insides pretending to be unconscious so he could attack scientists in the lab.

  

  

  These two aliens are from Men in Black (1997), also with Will Smith. The first alien was hiding the galaxy in his cat’s collar, damn near impossible to guess, unless you’re Will Smith, of course…or, more secretly known as Agent J. This alien is actually a tiny creature in a short, bald man’s head. In the second photo, the infamous Agent J helps an alien give birth. The alien looks like a woman, but gives birth to a cute squid who doesn’t like Agent J, because the infant subsequently throws up on his face.

  We can see that Will Smith also believes in aliens because he has starred in many movies starring them. (Men in Black II [2002] not shown here.)

  

  This is the alien from AVP (2004) (and also AVP: Requiem, 2008). This alien is seemingly made out of some kind of metal. I don’t know what that’s all about. I wonder what their planet is made out of.

  

  These aliens from Battlefield Earth (2000) are very ugly. They kind of look like humans, except they are…ugly. Apparently aliens have nasty, unwashed hair that looks kind of dreadlocked. And weird red faces. I think they get angry a lot.

  

  This is The Blob. (The re-make from 1988). Hollywood thinks aliens are made out of bubble gum placenta-like stuff. Now I know how babies feel.

  

  This is one of the aliens from The Fifth Element (1997), The Diva. She has stones in her stomach, and she bleeds blue goo. She appears to be made of plastic. (I actually really love her part in the movie, the opera is fantastic)

  

  This is another alien from The Fifth Element. Hopefully you can tell which one it is. If you need help, he’s the one with sad eyes.

  

  Ruby Rhod isn’t actually an alien (….or is he?). I just think this still is hilarious. And the man behind him thinks he is SEXI.

  

  

  
  Killer Klowns from Outer Space, 1988. Freaky lookin’ fuckers, aren’t they? These aliens wrapped people up in cotton candy coccoons then drank their blood from straws. No wonder kids don’t like clowns.

  

  This is from Spaceballs, circa 1987. Barf is half dog, an interesting mix. Apparently in the future we have some cross-breeding going on. Below is Pizza the Hutt. I had no idea aliens are made out of pizze. I wouldn’t eat that one though.

  

  This is Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch, 2002. He is also known as experiment #626. He came from outer space, but he was surrounded by humans up there. Is he really an alien? We will never know.

  

  What kind of list about aliens would this be without Transformers? (2007) I think it would be pretty sweet if aliens were like robots that could change into a car or other vehicle. Just as long as they don’t destroy cities and such.

  

  

  

  And last, but certainly not least (because it’s my favorite), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 1975. The sexy transexuals from Transexual, Transylvania. Can’t deny the lips, baby. I wonder if Tim Curry regrets dressing up in corsets and fishnets.

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