January 17, 2009
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Lesbians!!!
My best friend Susan told me about a list her friends had come up with, a list on how to tell if a girl is a lesbian just by looking at her. I wasn’t there, and she didn’t tell me the whole list. She told me the agreed upon top two: she has CHAP STICK, not lip gloss or lipstick, chap stick, in her front pocket, and she puts her hands in her front pockets. She then told me a story about how her and her girlfriend, Becky, went Christmas shopping. They stopped in front of something, and Susan put her hands in her pockets without even realizing it.
So a few weeks ago I was at their house and Becky was talking to her ex husband (poor woman was married and pregnant when she realized she was a lesbian!) and she stuck her hands in her front pockets. I said to her, “Becky. Your hands.” She looked down and busted a gut laughing. It was hilarious.
Now, I’m calling on all lesbians out there:
If you see a woman, and say she’s all alone, how can you tell if she’s a lesbian?
((by the way, this is more for fun…))I always have my Carmex in my front pocket. I don’t like most lip glosses because they are sticky and lipstick just doesn’t hydrate my lips…so I guess I’ve been a lesbian the whole time without even realizing it! lol
This counts for bisexuals too
Comments (15)
Wow, that’s some funny list.
Not a lesbian, so I technically can’t answer this.
But, I am bisexual.
Maybe I’ll ask my husband… he’s a lesbian.
@omgitsmackie - lmao! bisexuals count too =]
I’m not a lesbian, so I don’t have answer to your question.
When I’m nervous, I put my hands in my pockets to stop myself from fidgeting. I was taught to do this in elementary school, and the habit stuck.
i guess i’m a lesbian…i use chapstick lol i don’t think i ever put my hands in my pockets tho
Silly girl … she’s a lesbian if she puts her hands in … another girl’s pockets. Personally, I prefer to stick mine under skirts. I’m just a lazy lesbian, I guess.
ha, i guess i’m a lesbian and never knew it. i prefer chapstick most of the time but i rarely put my hands in my pockets….maybe that makes me bi?
@MakinzyKrysteen - @tragicadversity - lol!
@stories_for_girls - lol, I’d go for under skirts too
@JustMe003 - Maybe! =]
Ahh I must be a lesbian! =O
Haha I carry Chapstick in my front pocket and I constantly have my hands in my pockets. Does that mean I’m GAY?!?! hahahah.
Haha…my gaydar sucks when it comes to lesbians. I’ve never noticed the pocket thing before…the chapstick thing doesn’t work for the ones that I know though.
I definitely keep my chapstick (or Burt’s Bee’s) in my purse. I guess I can rest assured that I’m still straight. I honestly can never tell a woman is a lesbian. Most of the times even the women who are hardcore hitting on me are just very drunk friends who are bi at best, but mostly straight when sober. Is it just me, or is it getting more difficult to tell with guys also, what with all the “Metrosexual” dudes out there?
im not a lesbian but i had to yell when i saw Poe’s Haunted on your listening to….and I thought i was the only one whom had discovered this genius some years back…..ALRIGHT!!!!
Rock on!!!
@TakingxOverxMe - @Pyro197x - @just_the_average_jane - @Gorylovescene - lmao, I have no idea how they came up with this list! I kind of figured most people keep their chap stick in their front pockets anyway, but whatever =]
@new_leper - I LOVE Poe!! I think I listened to a song of hers when she was mentioned in the movie Panic Room because I just wanted to see what she was like, and I just fell in love with her music!
Just stumbled onto your site and had to comment because your post made me laugh. I’m a lesbian and I definitely put my hands in my front pockets. Uh oh.
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