January 14, 2009
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My Very Own Blonde Moment!!!!
I am not a blonde, but my sister Rachel is. She has plenty blonde moments. Irrelevant. Since I dye my hair so often, people often ask me if I know my natural hair color. Yes, I do. If anyone else ever gets confused, look at my eyebrows. They are dark brown.
ANYWAY.
I was just listening to the radio and the DJ said “Liquor in the front poker in the rear.” I have never understood this saying. It always confused me. So I started musing. And as I was musing, I said it slowly in my head. AND A LIGHTBULB WENT OFF!!! I started laughing to myself and at myself.
And I just had to share my very own dense-ness with my fine fellow Xangans.
Comments (4)
thanks for sharing!
I’ve also seen “bump her stick her” on some ones bumper.. thought it was clever! because when you say it it just sounds like “bumper sticker”!
hahah smooth, i read it twice.
uhm sooo yeah jackie made me sign onto facebook so i requested you soooo add me you ass ;] hehe jk.
haha I still don’t get it after reading it three times…
@welney07 - Hope this helps: “lick her in the front poke her in the rear”