March 19, 2012
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It’s like wiping your ass with glass
So, years ago, I worked at this warehouse that was storage for advertising materials for companies. One of the clients we had was for a radio company and we packaged up kits that they would give away to callers. Then we would ship them to different radio stations. Anyway, this one time, we were packing rolls of Scot toilet paper for the kit. I don’t know why. But it was 1-ply. Who the fuck uses 1-ply toilet paper?? So my coworker and I kept making jokes about it, like, “it’s like wiping your ass with glass.”
You know what I use? Quilted Northern 3-ply. It’s like heaven for your asshole. It’s a wonderful feeling. You think Charmin is soft? Try using Quilted Northern. You’ll never go back. I don’t care if it costs more. Every asshole deserves a little piece of heaven.
Comments (13)
hahaha 1 ply is like the crap in public bathrooms… why would anyone buy that for their house!?
i had friends who would “borrow” public restroom tp. hell no for me, im using the good stuff. i agree it is worth it.
I usually buy whatever gives me money off gas at the grocery store gas station.
Heaven for your asshole. Ahahahaa.
I find 2-ply to be sufficient but 1-ply is an abomination.
If it isn’t at least 2 ply it doesn’t touch this old ladys back side:):)
i haven’t checked which we use but they are pretty sufficient to wipe my ass with
I’m impressed, I know women think about these things but it’s rare to see one talking about it. Got to be at least two plys or my wife would send me back to the store.
but i wonder why it’s not called Quilted Southern?
Ha ha, now I will think of your post title whenever I’m in a public restroom!
My wife always buys the one with aloe in it, I don’t know the brand or ply, but I know she hates it when I tell her it’s because she has a “sensitive tushie”. It’s one of our things
You must be nice to the important parts!
lol.thats funny.