March 17, 2012
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My mother is drunk again…apparently I’m a lesbian
She’s fucking blabbering on and I can hardly understand a goddamn word she’s saying. She’s bragging about my youngest sister’s new boyfriend and how great he is.
Maybe I should bring home a new girlfriend.
Nick sent me a birthday gift. He sent me a shirt from Vegas, a $1 chip from Flamingo, and a deck of cards that was used at the Bellagio. It was so sweet I felt like crying.
EDIT:
My mother just told me that she thinks I’m a lesbian. I am a fucking prophet.
Comments (10)
It’s weird, lately I don’t know when a rec is just totally all wrong. So this was on phone? My mother really messed up her heart from getting really drunk like that – but thank God that did stop her. Phone drunks are obnoxious as shit.
Youtube her and make some $$
Bring home a tranny and really throw her.
I’ll be your date. No worries; parents always like me.
Seriously, though, it sounds like your mom’s depressed.
Better yet, take me with you. She won’t know if I’m a butch girl or a little boy.
Someone wrote on the bathroom wall: My mother made me a homosexual
Someone else wrote under it: If I give her the material, will she make me one too?
>.<
I wouldn’t play games with her or entertain her in any kind of way. However, Dan’s idea is pretty funny.
mother’s can say the craziest things at the worst times….I’m sry hun
‘ Zoe xoxo
lol