November 27, 2010

  • Little to none

    I don’t know what to talk about, you guys. Maybe you guys could vote on my next topic?

    *my religious views
    *a funny drinking story
    *a funny story about things that happen at work
    *a short fiction story
    *a poem
    *what I see from my bedroom window
    *write-ins are welcome =]

    Well, I’m starving, so I’m gonna go eat. Hmm… eggs and toast, peanut butter and jelly, or Toaster Strudels?? I’ll figure it out when I get downstairs =]

Comments (11)

  • I’ve been going through an eggs and toast kick like no other.

    In regard to what you should write about….I’m not too sure, to be honest. If anything strikes my fancy and intrigues me, I’ll let you know. I think it’s because I’m still waking up that I can’t come to a decision. It’s only just after 7am here.

    Cheers,

    Taylor

  • Let the ideas pop into your head. you’ll know.

  • All topics sound interesting!
    Funny drinking stories are always awesome :D

  • Funny drinking story sounds good!

  • you know, as much as people say they despise religous related posts around here, I’m curious to know your views. However, I would also like to know what you see outside your bedroom window. When I read a post I try to picture the environment they were written in. You describing it would give me a setting for when I read in the future.

  • A funny drinking story that happens at work.

  • Funny drinking story!

  • The bedroom window is a good thing to have in the story but I don’t know if what you’re writing is autobiographical, or you want to write some fictional thing.  One of my former Xanga friends who eventually became a MySpace and then a Facebook friend, had at least half a dozen imaginary playmates on Xanga, at least one of whom had “her” own e-mail addresses, not just one, but several which changed from time to time, and she wrote imaginary sex stories for my benefit, which were both lesbian and heterosexual.  I think she would have written some gay male soft porn if I had egged her on a bit.  Later the real author of these posts came out as a female to male transsexual and some time after that he made a series of prank telephone calls to my home at wee hours of the morning including one in which he pretended to be Clarence Thomas.  Thereafter I changed the profile picture on one of my MySpace sites to a picture of Clarence Thomas just to make my silly friend laugh.  (His aunt is taking him to Vegas next week by the way.)

    If you ask me, which I know you weren’t planning on doing but maybe you should, then I would say you should write a story about two women who are lovers and are naked and having sex and there is a very nerdy man with glasses, tall and skinny and a geek, peeping at them through the bedroom window.  Yes, this is about your window but not so much about you looking out at the world passing by you, but more about you finding out about others snooping into your business and how you react to it by forcing them to become your personal sex slaves!!!!  The butch and femme lesbians’ pet Doberman starts barking, alerting them to his presence and one of them slips out of the bedroom while the other one (the more petite and feminine one) self-pleasures in bed with a toy.  The bull corners the pervert from behind, Glock to his head, his cock still in hand, Doberman snarling and pulling at the cuffs of his chinos; they duckwalk him inside and into the bedroom and tie him up.  This is almost like those cartoons in Penthouse Magazine or whatever, with the brunette domina and her blonde girlfriend.  They tie this penis owner up and they continue to have sex with each other, and they do numerous humiliating things to him which he totally enjoys.  Some of the action gets rather messy and takes place in the bathroom, and vegetables are involved.

  • definitely the bedroom window.
    i’m curious as to why that is an option. perhaps there interesting things that happen on a regular basis when you look outside your bedroom window.
    or perhaps you happened to be looking at your window when you typed that.
    like when Brick says “I love lamp”. That would make sense if you’ve seen Anchorman.

    @TheCrimesOfDougMoe - I don’t know about the whole vegetables thing though! lol

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