November 19, 2010

• The Penis and the Cock Ring

  Did you think this was going to be a story? Well, you’re right.

  So today Tony and Cody were standing around and Tony had a nylon strap that had a diameter of 2ft across. He said it was his cock ring. :O omg. So then Cody was like, “Yeah, it’s like Crystal’s penis with batteries.” OMG. I tried keeping a straight face and said, “That’s appalling!!” Then Cody was like, “But it’s true.” And then my face turned bright red and I just walked away.

  I’m super shy, and I blush easily, and actually talking about sexual things makes me blush!! Furiously, I might add. Earlier in the day, I don’t remember what we were talking about, but I blushed. Then Cody pointed it out. I asked him why he feels the need to point it out, and he said, “because it makes you blush more.” So what is the fascination with guys making girls blush? Do they think it’s cute?!

  So anyways, at the end of the day, we were once again talking about going to Canada (in case you don’t remember, I’m supposed to go to Canada to get a penis, according to Tony and Cody). Katie was like, “Can I just get a penis and carry it around in my hand?” And Cody’s like, “Well, Crystal already has one of those. WITH batteries!!” So I said, “Have a nice weekend!” and walked away. Cody yells after me, “Have a good one!” Well, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out he meant have a good orgasm. :O And I did. Later.

  True story.

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