July 23, 2010

  • FIRST!!

    I wonder if I’ll ever get to the status when people yell FIRST when they are the first one to leave a comment on my post. You think?

    It’s like, we’re taking a road trip and everyone starts yelling “SHOT GUN!!”

    It’s exciting, like when you’re starving at Thanksgiving and and you’re THE FIRST one in line for food, so you can get the stuffing from IN the bird (because it’s the best, you know)….. Then I start talking like “you betcha dontcha know!”

    I don’t actually say those things. Well, I say “you know” a lot, but I don’t say “dontcha know.” Ya know. People tell me that I have a very Minnesotan accent. I don’t hear it. So I say “Minn-ahhh-SOOOda.” Ha.

    Well, there I go, off on a tangent, dontcha know.

    You know how lima beans contain cyanide? Well, I wrote this on a post-it a while back, “Tony, lima beans contain cyanide. Just so you know.” and he put it on his computer. My old boss, the second shift supervisor, wrote me a note, “Have a lima bean sandwich.” Woah, I didn’t know he wanted me to die. When I dyed my hair black, he stopped dead in his tracks and said, “What did you do to your hair?! I LIKE that!” He put extra emphasis on “LIKE.” Creepy. Ya know.

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