Last night, Matt (TheBigShowAtUD) wrote this pulse: "Can't blog because your muse is missing in action? Take a shower." He then commented on his pulse, saying "Please don't blog about showering." So, Matt, this blog is for you, a post on showering.

(This post is 100% true, by the way.)

A couple of months ago, I was at work and this guy said, "Hey Crystal." I know his face, but I don't know his name. I said, "Hey, how ya doin'?"

Now, it's REALLY loud on the production floor, and I could SWEAR he said, "You smell."

No one has ever said that to me....I'm always told I smell GOOD. So I screeched, and exclaimed, "I SMELL?!"

He goes, "You smell?" I said, "No, but that's what you said!"

"No, I said I'm SWELL."

"Oh, haha! I thought you said I smell!"

He said, "Well, if you smell, you should take a shower."

So the next time he saw me, he asked me if I took a shower that day. So then that kind of became our little thing. He tells me I need to take a shower, and I tell him he needs to take a shower. Or, he'll see me and say "I took a shower today."

Haha, that's my story about showering.

Just sayin'.