My best friend Susan told me about a list her friends had come up with, a list on how to tell if a girl is a lesbian just by looking at her. I wasn't there, and she didn't tell me the whole list. She told me the agreed upon top two: she has CHAP STICK, not lip gloss or lipstick, chap stick, in her front pocket, and she puts her hands in her front pockets. She then told me a story about how her and her girlfriend, Becky, went Christmas shopping. They stopped in front of something, and Susan put her hands in her pockets without even realizing it.
So a few weeks ago I was at their house and Becky was talking to her ex husband (poor woman was married and pregnant when she realized she was a lesbian!) and she stuck her hands in her front pockets. I said to her, "Becky. Your hands." She looked down and busted a gut laughing. It was hilarious.
Now, I'm calling on all lesbians out there:
If you see a woman, and say she's all alone, how can you tell if she's a lesbian?
((by the way, this is more for fun...))
I always have my Carmex in my front pocket. I don't like most lip glosses because they are sticky and lipstick just doesn't hydrate my lips...so I guess I've been a lesbian the whole time without even realizing it! lol
This counts for bisexuals too 