Month: December 2008

  • burned.

    So we had our management meeting yesterday. If you've been here for a year, you have a choice of getting a free bright blue jacket or paying $20 for a heavy duty black one. I've been hired on for about 4 1/2 months or so, so I have a while to go yet. My deskmate chose the blue one, and in the meeting, I asked him how he's liking his new jacket. He said, "I like it. Don't worry, you'll get yours eventually." So I said, "Yeah, well, I don't want that color blue. It's pretty ugly." So he says back:

    "Well, I've seen your hair this color so I don't know what you're talking about."

    BURN!!!

    Well, it cracked everyone up. Even I laughed. But, my hair never was THAT blue. It was more periwinkle than blue blue. Besides that, it lasted for like 2 days. So. Whatever.

  • Minnesota Winter Driving 101

    Okay, since we just got our first real snowfall of the season, I thought I'd write down some rules for Minnesota Winter Driving!

    Minnesota Winter Driving 101

    1. Make sure you have your Winter Driving Kit: a blanket or two, a small shovel, warm gloves, some gravel or cat litter, a flashlight, a snow and ice scraper, snack foods (ie trail mix), and I suggest bringing a bottle of water with you. Don't leave it in the car, it will freeze. You never know how long until you get "rescued" from your car breaking down. A lot of times, you may be able to dig yourself out if you go in the ditch. Hence, the shovel. Gravel helps if your tires get stuck. Also, don't just spin your tires. It creates a bigger rut. Try going in forward, then reverse, then forward.

    2. Leave proper distance between you and the car in front of you. I see this every year, and it's people being stupid. It doesn't matter if you have brand new tires or 4 wheel drive. There's is no car or truck or anything that's completely winter-proof. You still need to be able to brake people!! If you stomp on the brakes because you're being an idiot and following too close, you'll slide or go into a spin.

    3. NEVER stomp on the brakes. See above.

    4. Make sure your tires are properly inflated and have good tread. If money is a problem, buy 2 used tires with reasonable tread. Most cars are front wheel drive. Rotate your tires so the old front tires go in the back, and put your "new" tires in the front. Or vice versa if you have rear wheel drive. This helps with traction and braking, but you still need to leave enough room to brake slowly.

    5. If the roads are slippery, you are entitled to slow down before the turn lane. If the roads are dry, slowing down before the turn lane is completely unacceptable.

    6. Make sure you have plenty of windshield washer fluid. The roads are slippery. The snow plows use salt. Salt leaves residue on your windshield. You need to use this fluid frequently in order to see.

    7. Leave early if it's snowing. The roads will be bad. Guaranteed.

    8. Make sure you have a cell phone. Even if it's just a stupid little prepaid one, it'll help you call 911 in an emergency.

    9. Use your headlights. People need to be able to see you when it's snowing. It doesn't matter if you have a dark car.

    10. It's actually quite easy to counteract a spin. All you have to do is turn your steering wheel in the opposite direction your car is spinning. Go to an empty parking lot, make sure there are no cops around you, and practice. It will soon become second nature and you will instinctually be able to get yourself out of a spin. But, if you paid attention to rule # 2, you will not need this rule. It's still safe to know it though. Also, go slow on turns/curves. Never brake on a curve, and never accelerate on a curve.

    11. Bridges and enter/exit ramps are ALWAYS more slippery than the regular roads. Use caution.

    12. Allow people to MERGE when they are entering/exiting the freeway.

    13. If you have anti-lock brakes, DO NOT let up on the brake if you go into a slid.

    14. Never make any sudden movements with the steering wheel. This will cause your car to go into a spin or slide.

    15. If you break any of these rules, I will shove your car up your ass. Have a nice day!

     

    These are general rules that can be followed in any state where it snows, not just Minnesota. If you feel I have left anything out, please comment and I will add it in!

  • kohl's. damn them and such.

    I went to Kohl's. Spent money. On sweaters. For ME. Now, why would I do a thing like that? Well, they were on sale. DUH!! Shouldn't I be spending money on Christmas gifts for the fam? Of course. Why am I not? I have no idea. Damn sales. Well, I got 5 sweaters for only $63!! That's pretty damn good! But that doesn't excuse my bad behavior.

    Grrr.

    Well, I did get a pair of nice gloves. Target price, better quality.

  • baby its cold outside.

    I have good reason to believe my fingers are going to fall off. It's freaking cold outside!!!! I just wiped the snow off my room mates' cars and shoveled a walk path from the house to their cars. Maybe I should stop being so nice to save my fingers. I need a good pair of gloves, but I have yet to find any that I like. Target has all cheap ones that are expensive. How does that work??! Well, they cost more than they should because they get holes in them really fast. I need to go to Wal Mart or something. They might have the same thing though. Kohl's will probably (maybe) have some good ones. I should start wearing my scarves too. That would be good :D

    Whatever. I have to get to bed. I have to wake up early tomorrow. Today. Whatever :/

  • What do you want to be when you grow up?

    A writer.

       

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  • funeral.

    It didn't look like great-grandma.

    It was a small yet beautiful service.

    I saw my sister's grave.

    It made me think of mortality. Everyone dies. But what will people say about you when you're gone? Will they miss a cherished friend, lover, sister, brother, mother, father...? Will they say nice things about you then secretly think how much of an asshole you were? Will everyone think you were an asshole? What stories will they tell at your wake? What kind of a life did you lead? Did you treat everyone with respect and love? What will they be thinking, staring at your lifeless body in the casket? What would you say about yourself?

    Will you be truly missed?

  • wake.

    Normally I'd be at work right now.

    Great grandma didn't look like her. I didn't recognize her lying in the casket. There was beautiful flower arrangements on both sides. Coffee. Pictures. It's funny. When you die, your life is random memories and photos. Last weekend me and Heather went out. We were talking about grandma's house, and how the stairs curved around, and then there was the bathroom. We said "bathroom" at exactly the same time. And she always had fresh raspberries in the summer. She had raspberry vines on her fence along the property.

    She was a chain smoker who never inhaled.

  • There's something wrong with this picture...

    Ok, I'm just gonna go off a little bit here.... Read this.

     

    ""College tuition continues to outpace family income and the price of other necessities, such as medical care, food and housing," the center said. College tuition and fees, adjusted for inflation, rose 439 percent from 1982 to 2007, towering over increases in medical care, housing and food, according to the report. Median family income rose 147 percent during the same period, the report said."

     

    What does this say about overall greed? As a young adult, I've been struggling for years trying to go to college. I've been working full time for the last four years, and for the last 2 and a half, I've been going to tech school part time. It's taking forever. It's supposed to be a 2 year degree, and I'm not even halfway done. The government makes it SO FUCKING HARD to go to school. When I first started, I was 19 or 20, so I had to put my dad's financial information on the FAFSA apps. I got $200, and my bill for that semester was $1500. Yea, that helped. I was paying him rent, buying my own groceries, clothes, personal items, paying for my own gas. He didn't help me pay for school. I didn't bother filling out FAFSA anymore, it was a waste of my time.

    When I finally hit 21, I was so excited because I could get more help from the government. WRONG. They changed the age from 21 to 24. So unless you were married, had a kid, or was emancipated, you have to put your parent's income on the apps. Now, I moved out, I pay more rent, I have more bills, but I still can't get any help from the government. They're always talking about how important college is, so why don't they help? Why should I become emancipated just so I can get an education?

    I'm always outraged when I hear news about college becoming more and more unaffordable. The US is falling so far behind in education it's not even funny. They need to shape up their act.

  • 1. weather - spring and fall. perfection.
    2. eggs - overeasy with buttered toast
    3. movies - everything
    4. showers - warm or cold
    5. sex - with females
    6. parties - beer.
    7. drinks - beer, jage bombs, red headed sluts
    8. hair - really long or really short
    9. dates - fun and outgoing
    10. kisses - rough and intense
    11. cars - sports cars 
    12. clothes - comfortable! i wear my pajama pants to the gas station :D
    13. music - everything
    14. bed - cold
    15. airplane seat - window
    16. sunday afternoon - football.
    17. steak - medium rare
    18. vacations - florida
    19. coffee - 2 creams 3 sugars
    20. friends - a couple good ones
    21. porn - yes please :D 
    22. books - almost everything
    23. workouts - ack
    24. movie endings - ones that make me smile 
    25. gadgets - ipod, macbook, ps2
    26. boobs - i love them =] hate mine 
    27. pizza - supreme
    28. girl's pubic hair - none 
    29. oysters - never tried them
    30. video games - love them. ffx, x-2, xii, gta, ssx 
    31. chicken - nuggets
    32. milk - 2% or 1%
    33. humor - sarcastic. no, wait... yes. 
    34. computer desktop - dont have one
    35. ice cream - chocolate
    36. dirty talk - yes please =] 
    37. peanut butter - maybe
    38. bagels - raisin with cinnamon cream cheese
    39. snacks - i dont snack
    40. women - love them!

  • funeral shoes.

    I went shopping today for funeral clothes. I have a pair of slacks, grey pinstripe. I had no blouse and no shoes. I bought a conservative black blouse (Side note...I'm surprised Lane Bryant hasn't gone out of business yet. They're clothes are ridiculously priced). Then I went for shoes. DSW...no. Famous Footwear...no. Payless...no. Doesn't anyone have funeral shoes?? Plain, black heels. Not shiny. No open toes. No strappy stilettos. DSW had some. But I'm not paying $50+ for brand name shoes that I'll never wear again. When I go out, I wear better shoes.

    Well, tomorrow I'll look at Sears, JC Penny and Kohl's.