December 26, 2008

• learn how to DRIVE.

  Okay, I’m done. So done. I don’t know why, but there’s a mass amount of stupidity in drivers. What is so hard about driving??

  I should write a book about how to drive.

  For one thing, if you’re entering a freeway where the speed limit is 70, do not enter it going 40. YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOMEBODY KILLED. You enter at the speed the traffic is going.

  If you are going the same speed as the person next to you, move the fuck over. There is a reason there is more than one lane, you jackass. One is for the slower traffic, and the rest are for the faster drivers. If you’re confused, the right lane is for slow traffic. It’s sad to say, but many freeways have posted signs saying this.

  If you are going the speed limit, move over to the slow lane. Believe it or not, but there are people that drive faster than you.

  If you are on a one-lane highway or county road, go at least the speed limit. The speed limit was 55, the jackass leading the pack was going 45. There was a line of at least 20 cars behind this fucker.

  Bringing up this: look in your rear view mirror once in awhile. If you’re holding up a shit load of people, do something to change it. People like this cause traffic jams.

  Get the fuck over if there’s someone riding your ass.

  I’m tired. I’m tired of stupid drivers. GAHHH.

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