May 1, 2005
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OMFG
I am so tired…holy shit. I had so much fun yesterday…omg…
Me and Jen went to Target for awhile, then we went to eat at Burger King (speaking of food, I’m starving), then we went to rent a movie. We rented Bridget Jones’s Diary….on the way back to her house, she says “Hey, it’s not morning anymore, we can start drinkin!” I looked at the clock and it’s quarter after 12, and I go “Ya, it’s 5:00 somewhere!” lol. Then when we get back to her house, I have a beer, then we start the movie. After about half an hour, I’m like I’m thirsty, so we go out to the garage and she gets some Captain Silver and some Diet Vanilla Pepsi, and we have some of that…I drank it really fast and Jen goes “Geez, you’re drinking that too fast.” And I’m like “No, the ice is melting too fast.” (Ya know you’re a drunk when you say something like that! lol….) So we put in another movie (Dirty Dancing Havana Nights) and we have another glass of that…and I’m starving so I eat about half a pizza and some chips n salsa (plus some carrots and potatoes). After that, I take a nap (or try to) then at about 8 we went over to her neighbors house and I downed a beer.
OMFG it was so hilarious. So we’re out in Dennis’s garage, when his cell rings. He answers it and there’s this guy asking for Scooter. Dennis says “This is Scooter” and the guys like no its not. So he passes the phone to this chick and she says shes Scooter…the guys like no its not this is a GIRL….so she passes the phone back to Dennis who says that Scooter’s passed out in the back yard. This guy tells him to tell Scooter that he’s gonna dick slap his wife and something about sticking it in dirt or some shit like that…I guess the guy was totally wasted. We got a good laugh about that one….
So then at about 9:40 we left to go to a birthday party. Krystal, Jen’s friend, it was her sisters 18th birthday and they were having a girl’s only party….so we’re on this one road making a left turn onto another road, while Jen’s eating pizza, and she makes a bad turn. Well, there was a cop on the road we were turning onto and HE was turning onto the road we just got off of. Well, he spun right around and started following us. I was like Fuck. Cuz I knew that I’d been drinking, and so had Jen (but it wasn’t much, only one beer in the last 2 hours…I have no idea how much would still be in me). I told her that was a cop and she’s like oh fuck and she started to flip out. She got herself so wound up and hysterical. I’m like, Jen, he’s only following us, you’re not in trouble unless he turns on his lights…he followed us for like 10 minutes. Well, all the girls at this party were under age, so she didn’t wanna lead him to them, so she’s like we’re going to Coburns (a grocery store) and then we’re going straight home. I’m like, Jen, he’s probably only following you that close to intimidate you into making a mistake so he CAN pull you over. So she calmed down a little after that…then at this one stop sign he turned off away from us, thank god. Jen was scared shitless, she started crying. She said “we can go but I’m not drinking another drop” and I’m like ok. When we got there, we decided we were gonna spend the night, so she started drinkin.
I got so wasted, holy shit, I have no idea how many I had. I know I had 4 Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but I don’t know how many beers. Well, when we first got there, I downed like 2 or 3, but I lost count early on. But I had so much fun, omg. We played a drinking game, and I had no idea what was going on, but I drank a lot. Oh, something about if you didn’t have the right cards to lay down, you had to pass and drink. Then after I’d had enough to drink, I started dancing a little. I was like, I can’t dance, but….At one point I was sitting on the couch, and they’re like, come on Crystal…so I was like ok, and went out to the middle and started dancing. And theyre all like Go Crystal go Crystal….ya, that was fun. Then Cotton Eyed Joe (or whatever that song is) came on and I danced to that and omg I got so dizzy and I was laughing so hard, I didn’t even know where I was. Then we played another drinking game. I was sitting on a chair I was sharing with Jen, I have no idea how I got there. They were all talking, it was so loud, I have no idea what anyone was saying. They tried to explain what was going on, but I didn’t get it, I was so spaced out, had no idea what was going on around me. I was on the Cool Team. It was every other person at the table, and I had to drink so much that I ran out of my Mike’s, so someone had to get me another beer, I took the cap off and turned to throw it in the garbage. Well, I still had my beer in my hand and ended up spilling some of it on Krystal, who was sitting next to me. Stacey goes “Crystal, have you been drinking? I haven’t seen you drink all night.” And Krystal goes, “She’s been drinking all night” Well, the last drink I took, omg. I started to feel sick, and I thought If I drink just another sip, I’ll puke. Thank god that was the last drink of the game…Cool Team lost, evidently, I think. I peed like 20 times. Right after the game, I peed, finished my beer, then went out to the living room and passed out on the couch. But I was half concious…I could hear the music and loud noises, but I couldn’t hear what people were saying. I woke up and asked for some water, cuz I knew I couldn’t drink anymore. I don’t remember who, but someone told me that I said “OMG” and fell onto the couch and passed out. I did that like 5 times, just fell on the couch and passed out. They put in The Prince and Me and I wanted to watch it, but I was just so tired I watched like 5 mintues of it and passed out.
And I’m so tired right now I’m gonna go to sleep…..and my nose hurts.
