October 8, 2004

• Hey hey everyone. How’s everyone doin? Me? I’m…..well, let’s not answer that question…..

  
  

  I’ve been busy at work. Been hired on full time by Archway. Right now I’m at the library with my dad. I’m frickin sicker than a dog. Well, not really I guess. I have a cold….a really bad one. My throat hurts, runny, stuffy nose, headache, weak because my body is using all it’s strength to fight this cold….ewwww I hate being sick. I want some chicken noodle soup!!! I don’t know why I’m not at home, resting like I should be. Well, I called in sick this morning and my dad…well….he doesn’t have a job right now. And he wanted to go to the library before we pick Ashley up from school….yeah, Ash lives with us now…her mom got crunk and kicked her out…poor kid. Her mom is pretty messed, kinda like mine. Well, I saw Dorian yesterday at work…he’d been gone sick for the past two days…including the last day I worked with him…meanie! Naw I’m jus playin…but I told him I was full time now and he was gone for my last day with Kelly…but he gave me a hug….GASP!! hehehe…I have a weakness…guys, yes we know this….But my first day working for Archway and I start getting sick in the morning…woke up this morning with a raspy voice and my throat hurt worse than it did yesterday….life sucks. But what can I do?! Kill myself?! I think not…or maybe….or not….

  
  

  But yeah. Now money’s real tight. But my dad filed for the big B, so he has no more outstanding bills to pay, which makes things easier. But now he’s gonna make as much as I do….more than half less what he’s used to. We have 2 cars, one of which doesn’t work and the other that won’t make it through the brutal Minnesotan winter. Ya you betcha dontcha know! oohhhh yeah! Cynical and sarcastic humor….it’s wonderful….but Minnesota has a person in the final four of Last Comic Standing….Dave Mordal (sp??)….from Elk River, the next town over from where I live. That dude is seriously funny! Anyways, back to the finances….I’m about halfway to being able to buy a notebook. My dad’s thinking of buying a computer, so I can use his until I get mine and we just called today to have a phone line opened at our tiny little apartment. My room is the size of a matchbox…but it’s a roof! Filled with spiders and nasty ass bugs…..I have a real fear of those things too…it’s not like eww that’s disgusting…it’s like OMG freakin out yeah…..

  
  

  I bought ICP’s new cd, Hell’s Pit. The Wicked Shit….yeaaaah!! Good stuff…..I love it. I bought Mean Girls…love that movie. Saw The Punisher….that’s a pretty good movie….mmmm cough drop time…YUMMY!!!! NOT!!! hehehe whatever. My dad’s wants to go now….so Fred, I’ll talk to you as soon as humanly possible…..don’t worry about me! Miss ya love ya Mah

  
  

  “Halls Of Illusion”
  
  [Violent J]
  Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
  Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
  And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
  But you had to fuck up tha whole deal
  
  “Lets take a walk down the hallway
  It’s a long way it, it takes all day!”
  
  And when you get to tha end, you’ll find a chair
  With straps and chains, we slap you in there
  Lock you down tight so you can’t move a thread
  And pull your eyelids up over your head
  Cuz you’re about to witness an illusionary dream
  It’s just to bad it ain’t what it seems
  
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  You walk in and see two kids on the floor
  They playin Nintendo and he’s got tha high score
  And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
  Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain’t there
  It’s some other man in the hand in hand
  Now she looks so happy you don’t understand
  See this is an illusion, it never came true
  All because of you!
  
  [Violent J]
  Back to reality and what you’re about
  Your wife can’t smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
  And she can’t see straight from gettin hit
  Cuz you’re a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
  But it’s all good here, come have a beer
  I’ll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
  And you’re death comes wicked painful and slow
  At tha hands of MILENKO!
  
  [Chorus (2x)]
  Great Milenko, wave your wand
  Don’t look now, your life is gone
  This is all because of you
  What you got yourself into
  
  [Violent J]
  Look who’s next it’s Mr. Clark
  The dirty old man from the trailer park
  You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
  And later on, why not, I’ll rip your throat off
  
  “Lets take a walk down the hallway
  It’s a long way it, it takes all day”
  
  And when you get to the end you’ll find a chair
  You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
  We get all different kind of people comin through
  Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
  In the Halls everybody gets a turn
  To sit and witness your illusion before you burn
  
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
  It looks like your kids and they okay
  Your daughter’s chillin up in college top grade
  And your son’s a fuckin doctor, phat paid
  They got families and kids and it’s all good
  They even coach little league in the neighborhood
  Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
  Nah, bitch, not even close!
  
  [Violent J]
  Back to reality your son’s on crack
  And your daughter’s got nut stains on her back
  And they both fuckin smell like shit
  And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
  When they were kids you’d beat em and leave em home
  And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
  And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
  Watch your step to Hell…it’s a long fall!
  
  [Chorus (2x)]
  
  [Violent J]
  Ah, it’s time to pack up and move to the next town
  But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
  We can’t show you an illusion cuz we’re all packed
  But I’ll still cut ya neck out, hows that?
  
  [Chorus (4x)]
  

  
  

   

  
  

  That’s the sad truth, isn’t it?

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