Damn...I'm kinda pissed. I just pulled out my Halls of Ilusion comic, by Chaos, ya know? And they went outta business like a coupla years ago and I'm upset. Cuz they're great comics!! And they were gonna put out another ICP comic of another song, Mr. Johnson's Head, but I don't think it got out before they went outta business.

Okay. So, the only food in the house is peanut butter, jelly, and bread. I swear to god...but besides that, there is nothing to drink but beer. Okay, fine. Well, neither of these things matter when you have NO TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE.

I'm done.

Okay, so I lied...there's milk and choc. syrup...but I can't drink too much...I might hafta run on down to Whispering just to take a piss.................

Oh does it feel good to not be in school!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yessssssss!!!!!!!!! Hahaha....shit...I just noticed I have a green ring on my thumb from my fake ring! Damn....Yea, I'm eatin toast that was made in the oven...Yes, my mom is a crack whore...

Ummmmmmmmm.............

ewww, this toast is digusting........but I hafta eat it to appease my mother....Anyways, yep....I have work to do, but do I wanna do it? HELL NO!! But I have to...but no. So yea, tried to sleep in or whatever, well, that didn't happen. It got too damn bright in my room, even with the shades down, damnit. Cracker ass cracker, to use my mother's language....She's such a fuckin wigger! Wtf....does she even know what a fuckin cracker is?!....what an idiot....

Okay, so I was just surfin on the Vikings site, and OMG....my baby!!!! Michael Bennett is my baby!!!! He's my most favortist player!!! My second is Moe Williams...lil Mo Mo...hahaha Shall I start a countdown til preseason?!?! Damn....it kinda early, ain't it? Oh well....

Aight....here's my memories from when I got to PI....

Me n Ashley gettin yelled at in Hunskor's class...Ash runnin over skunks...gettin closelined at Meagan's bday party...Gerri telling stories about yakin up her nose...Mall of America...the car James drove gettin lost...hahaha...arguing in the mall...splittin up, people gettin lost...Camp Snoopy...just chillin with people...bonfires...Ashley circumsizing Miranda's wood (HAHAHA!!!!!)...Friday the 13th party, Meagan dressing up as the one chick...blue hair, green hair, orange hair...hangin out by Dawn every morning the one year...talking about Jennifer C....Jennifer sandwiches!!! Ashley loves sandwiches! hahaha...almost throwing up about Jenny C...Missy swearing, kicking her locker, and running away laughing...Ben and his Ozzy impressions...Bob and his Hawaiin shirts...Bob and his pube hair on his chin...quarters...Ashley crawling to the bathroom when she broke her foot...Candlelite parties...ASHLEY ALMOST KISSING GERRI!!!!...Meagan's surprise party...my mom telling everyone to go outside cuz we're too loud..my mom telling everyone to COME INSIDE CUZ WE'RE TOO LOUD hahaha...Ethan and his pimpness..hahaha...driving down Ben's potholed mile long driveway goin 40 mph with Ash sittin on the front hood...Faygo...ICP...chickens...chicken huntin...no music in Ben's car!!!...Meagan n me gettin lost...GETTING PAPA ROACH'S AUTOGRAPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..waitin in line 3 hours, hoo yeah baby!!!!!...crazy little people...Ethan wearing a bikini bottom and top in mah hot tub...fun in the hot tub...gettin wicked crazy hyper on caffeine...laughing...parties...driving aimlessly...acting crazy in Shop Ko, almost gettin kicked out...fuzzy pink hats...Ashley's bonfire...Miranda's bonfire...Alexis acting crazy...Jo's surprise birthday party, saying we should throw her one, then she goes "for me?" when she gets there...taco pizzas...tacos for lunch...bullshit...spit...Tara L...drugs...haha...crazy Mexicans...Ben making raunchy but funny innuendos at lunch...people fighting and making up...Ben's drawings...talking with people about stuff...the Beast...bloody knuckles during homecoming...chillin during homecoming week...doing Who's On First for the talent show with Meagan...speech, being the loudest group at every meet, playing bullshit to pass time, the meet with the concert and the girl humping the other girl while dancing, hahahaha!!!...laughing with Joy Joy in Spanish...gorillas!...Jane...meeting new people...being less shy...being the loudest person in the group...SAGWA THE CHINESE HOOKER CAT!!!!!!!!...that is all for now!! I might write more latter!!

"Halls Of Illusion"

[Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!

[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?

[Chorus (4x)]

LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omFg.....hahahahahaha

I might cry today....more later.....I don't feel like writing......

Yeah, I spoiled myself this morning. Went to Kwik Trip and bought myself a Pepper and breakfast. Pop and a breakfast sandwich, yummy ummy in the tummy!!! Hahaha....Anyways, I'm kinda tired...

Did my hair and makeup for school for the first time today in forever....I look pretty today!! Yay!! hahahaha....but my sister stole the hair dryer and brought to her own new place so I hadda put my hair up today, but that's ok, I look good, if I do say so myself...haha....I'm in a good mood though, so yay!!! I gotta get everyone's addresses and stuff, so ya.Gonna have fun in Spanish, I hope....OMG....it's the last freaking day, and I'm tweaking out!!! I have adreniline in my veins, mixed with some caffiene and FOOD. Food is good, hahaha....and wtf....I also had cereal when I woke up! So I'm good for the day.....hahaha, wellzerz, better go and enjoy my last day at PIHS..........

There are clouds. Yes, there are clouds.

I dunno, don't ask ^

Had fun yesterday....for the most part. Saw my dad and Ashley yesterday. Saw Jacob...aww! 2 year olds are soooo cute!! Such a whiner though...haha. Also saw uncle and aunt, other uncle and aunt, grandma and grandpa. Whoot. Yolanda looks very fat, lol. She's got the waddle goin on...damn, study hall's almost over...and David (uncle) took some pics of me....in 2 of them I look very stoned....hahaha....and hmmm...got home, no one was there, then my mom was and she was bitchy, but what else is new? My bet is she's gonna be passed out when I get home, she stayed up all night drinking...ya. She was yelling at me last night for being connected to the web and I need to get out....ummm...ok then.....wellzerz, the bell is about to ring...ttyl....whoot!

Update:

They SERIOUSLY need more font choices here!!!!! GRRR.....

I had a nightmare last night, and I didn't do anything before I went to bed. I don't understand. I didn't do anything scary. I wrote a story, a happy story. ???? I don't get it.

Update:

Okay, my mother packed me a cold lunch....here it is: baggie of Fritos, 3 oreos, cinnamon applesauce, an orange, and a cherry jolly rancher sucker...oh yes, and my last livewire MD....oh what a drunk person can conjure up for a lunch.....

Update #2:

I don't wanna drink my last MD!!!!!!!!!! Whatta freak...